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Alexa Bitsko's avatar

This was absolutely bonkers from start to finish. Stories like this are also why I love a well-lived hookup era. Thank you for sharing this hilariously woven tale from yours, and truly, RIP Key Guy, may the legacy of your response to his nonsense live on 😂❤️

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Amanda Kernahan's avatar

This is hilarious and made me smile during a particularly stressful day of work.

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Gia Mora's avatar

This is exactly what I needed to read before heading off to Jury Duty. Bye bye, fuck boy's keys!!

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Tara's avatar

I would be so tempted to go back to his place, play with the cat, and mess with things, like making him out of toilet paper or coffee or something - truly the audacity of this man.

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Janine Agoglia's avatar

That is fucking brilliant.

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OliveTree's avatar

What an entertaining read ! 🙌

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Kelly Bunch's avatar

This is wild 😹

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Jazmine Becerra Green's avatar

Excellent!!!

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Tameka “TJ” Jarmon Hildreth's avatar

This story is cra-cra! 😆

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