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Amanda Kernahan's avatar

This is hilarious and made me smile during a particularly stressful day of work.

Gia Mora's avatar

This is exactly what I needed to read before heading off to Jury Duty. Bye bye, fuck boy's keys!!

Alexa Bitsko's avatar

This was absolutely bonkers from start to finish. Stories like this are also why I love a well-lived hookup era. Thank you for sharing this hilariously woven tale from yours, and truly, RIP Key Guy, may the legacy of your response to his nonsense live on 😂❤️

Tara's avatar

I would be so tempted to go back to his place, play with the cat, and mess with things, like making him out of toilet paper or coffee or something - truly the audacity of this man.

Janine Agoglia's avatar

That is fucking brilliant.

OliveTree's avatar

What an entertaining read ! 🙌

Kelly Bunch's avatar

This is wild 😹

Jazmine Becerra Green's avatar

Excellent!!!