This was absolutely bonkers from start to finish. Stories like this are also why I love a well-lived hookup era. Thank you for sharing this hilariously woven tale from yours, and truly, RIP Key Guy, may the legacy of your response to his nonsense live on 😂❤️
I would be so tempted to go back to his place, play with the cat, and mess with things, like making him out of toilet paper or coffee or something - truly the audacity of this man.
This was absolutely bonkers from start to finish. Stories like this are also why I love a well-lived hookup era. Thank you for sharing this hilariously woven tale from yours, and truly, RIP Key Guy, may the legacy of your response to his nonsense live on 😂❤️
This is hilarious and made me smile during a particularly stressful day of work.
This is exactly what I needed to read before heading off to Jury Duty. Bye bye, fuck boy's keys!!
I would be so tempted to go back to his place, play with the cat, and mess with things, like making him out of toilet paper or coffee or something - truly the audacity of this man.
That is fucking brilliant.
What an entertaining read ! 🙌
This is wild 😹
Excellent!!!
This story is cra-cra! 😆