Why was my favorite character the homeschooled 8yr old nextdoor??? I love that you vowed to never speak of this night again....and then you publish an essay about it!!!
Fabulous writing as usual Dhana! "Cleaved open....what was even happening....orgasms to crash over me"....I felt ever ounce of this piece. As a gay man who has been to a few bathhouses, the reality typically disappoints compared to the fantasy.
Loved this so much! Discussing taxes in the sauna and being blasé about "Pass the whip cream, please"? And LeBleu's piece is wonderful too - - great minds think alike, maybe?
Wow. Just…WOW. I love that we both posted our sex party stories this week. My experience did not involve a boob hat and for that I am eternally grateful! Vibrantly written and such a fun read!
I loved every word of this! I was cracking up! I’ve always wanted to know about this and I loved the way you told the tale. Also that little neighbor child needs something to do :)
This was so funny, right down to the "boob hat!" The neighbor, the "human carwash," the two ladies acting like it was a school pickup--I could picture it all so clearly. Great essay!
“It’s not like you ever do anything interesting.” 😂😂 What an absolutely brilliant ending! The whole thing made me laugh, but after everything that had happened that night, that last line was just perfect. I think I might have taken the secret to my grave too! 🌹
Ha! Ha! Yes! That was a funny moment. I still think about that and the fact that my kids still have no idea about most of the "interesting" things I do. Thanks for reading .
All hail the glorious boobhat! You are hilarious, dah-ling, as usual. And I think you just let many a mom know what they were (not) missing. A public service piece, really. 😂😘
Why was my favorite character the homeschooled 8yr old nextdoor??? I love that you vowed to never speak of this night again....and then you publish an essay about it!!!
Fabulous writing as usual Dhana! "Cleaved open....what was even happening....orgasms to crash over me"....I felt ever ounce of this piece. As a gay man who has been to a few bathhouses, the reality typically disappoints compared to the fantasy.
Butt-plug toss? Boob hat? Shopping at the Costco next-door sounds more erotic. Thanks for being brave and hilarious, though.
In a bit of synchronicity, Laura Lablue of Geezer Magazine also wrote about attending an unseen sex party. If you want to read it, here it is: https://geezermagazine.substack.com/p/come-for-the-orgy-stay-for-the-personal?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android&r=stax4
I just read it and sent her a note! So good. Thank you for sharing that with me
Oh yes I'll check it out! Thank you
I meant UNSEXY not unseen. Oops.
Talk about public display of affection.
Good descriptions, but not for me (or you?). I've had more fun skinny dipping, for sure.
Ha ha yes! Skinny dipping is great!
Skinny dipping is much better.
I wouldn't dream of joining others and strangers for a night of sex....
Loved this so much! Discussing taxes in the sauna and being blasé about "Pass the whip cream, please"? And LeBleu's piece is wonderful too - - great minds think alike, maybe?
Hilarious
Wow. Just…WOW. I love that we both posted our sex party stories this week. My experience did not involve a boob hat and for that I am eternally grateful! Vibrantly written and such a fun read!
Your piece had pizza-nibbling during thwapping-threesomes... so, you two fabulously heroic women share an orgy kinship.
I loved every word of this! I was cracking up! I’ve always wanted to know about this and I loved the way you told the tale. Also that little neighbor child needs something to do :)
Thank you for reading!
This was so funny, right down to the "boob hat!" The neighbor, the "human carwash," the two ladies acting like it was a school pickup--I could picture it all so clearly. Great essay!
“It’s not like you ever do anything interesting.” 😂😂 What an absolutely brilliant ending! The whole thing made me laugh, but after everything that had happened that night, that last line was just perfect. I think I might have taken the secret to my grave too! 🌹
Ha! Ha! Yes! That was a funny moment. I still think about that and the fact that my kids still have no idea about most of the "interesting" things I do. Thanks for reading .
What was wrong with those people? Anyway, great story, and great last line!
Great story! The women in the sauna would have gotten to me too! I hope your next sexcapade will be more exciting, but at least you tried!
All hail the glorious boobhat! You are hilarious, dah-ling, as usual. And I think you just let many a mom know what they were (not) missing. A public service piece, really. 😂😘
Sounds like the dungeon I went to. Very disappointing. After that visit, I added a red room in my home to my desire list.
Did you get that red room? That would be fun!
It’s in the works 😈🥰